Victoria.

Sat February 25th, 2012

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Sat February 25th, 2012

i need a hobby. maybe i’ll plant a garden and make a bunch of pretty flowers. maybe..

Sat February 25th, 2012

funniest10k:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously 2. He sent it to himself. 3. He’s correcting his own grammar. 4. His correction is wrong. 5. He spelled grammar wrong. 6. He’s insulting his own blog. 7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT. I can’t breathe. Why. LOL I just.. wut lol but why though guys, obviously so some one would screen shot it and it would go all over tumblr and he would gain a lot of followers…

Thu February 23rd, 2012

Wed February 22nd, 2012

Mon February 20th, 2012

Mon February 20th, 2012

darylwatson:

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you and your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life

Sun February 19th, 2012

Sat February 18th, 2012

please do something with yourself. 10 miles at most is not a long distance relationship. 1,200 miles is long distance. you do not face hardships only being able to go out and hang out every other day. skype dates and letters are hard. man the f up or break up. stop complaining. you have NO idea what its like to be in a long distance relationship. you dont complain about only seeing each other every other day. you suck it up and cherish every 10 minute phone call you get once a month, if you’re lucky. you cherish blowing kisses to the computer screen. you cherish your letters. STOP COMPLAINING. JUST STOP.

Fri February 17th, 2012